- Valentines:: The most Un-Romantic event in the year.
- Easter:: The day the Easter Bunny died out.
- Birthdays: Don't give me Cacky Cake!!!
- Christmas: Christmas is the funnest event of the year, right? not here.
Why's Boggy Bagel there?
*April Fools:You got a limited edition ... APRIL FOOLS
How could you say no?
Easter: The day the Easter Bunny died.
Where's the presents?
Happy Birthday!<gallery>
For you....April Fools